catflop:

ilexforest:

why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games

I actually googled to find this article so I could read it and it’s utterly unreadable

I play a lot of games a track pad and I know this is wrong

catflop:

ilexforest:

why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games

I actually googled to find this article so I could read it and it’s utterly unreadable

I play a lot of games a track pad and I know this is wrong

(via titspoon)


Q
If you had to make the Blackrock gang in to a standard RPG party what would each of them be?
A

zoeyp:

rythian:

(Using 2nd Edition D&D races/classes in Forgotten Realms)

Tee - Orc Barbarian -  frontline tank, without a doubt. Ridiculous strength and constitution, and surprisingly high charisma for a mute. Is usually the “nuclear” option when the odds are against the party “ah, screw it, let Tee kill them all”.

Zoey - Elf Ranger/Bard - tinkering with everything, and going extreme jack of all trades. All her points go into non-fighting skills. Frequently loses track of what’s going on. Takes on fifty sidequests for every “main” story quest.

Nilesy - Human Thief - Sneaky rogue type guy, high charisma, incredible liar, Gets the party into as much trouble as he gets them out of with his motormouth. Has a running contest of “who’s richer” with Ravs.

Ravs - Human Priest of Waukeen - greedy guy always out for money. Is really lazy with the actual spellcasting part of being a priest, mostly uses it for “legitimacy” - prefers smashing monsters with his mace, and bashing them with his shield. Drinks A LOT of alcohol - “to drink is divine”.

Rythian - Half-Elf Sorcerer - the reluctant party leader who desperately tries to keep the party focused and together. Started the quest as True Neutral loner, has become Neutral Good since then. Frequently sighs and wonders aloud which god he pissed off to get stuck with these people, but secretly considers them his family.

I got really into writing these. Can this be an AU that people can post awesome fanfics/fanart about please? #blackrockdnd

Fishton - Merfolk Bard - Is a fish that toots.


Q
Why are we here?
A

nerdcubedactually:

What, on Tumblr?

Tis a life choice.


thedauntlessbrave:

Give me any of the middle ones.

thedauntlessbrave:

Give me any of the middle ones.

(via pokemonsnapme)


Q
Does bottoming feel good? Be 100% honest
Anonymous
A

bromancing-the-stone:

Yeah it feels terrible, that’s why I never shut up about wanting to get fucked…


sodomymcscurvylegs:

True story!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

True story!

(via the-privateer)


elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
image

(via scotterzzz)


lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

Gay wedding

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

Gay wedding

(via kaelor)


folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

(via sonicscrewhead)