May 2013
89 posts
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doctorwho:
okayamelia:
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
shikajika:
“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.
I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
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The Fifty *Real* Rules of Magic : magicTCG →
manatapped:
Redditor sirolimusland provided some rules in order to better understand the game of Magic the Gathering.
Rule 19: Starting with 7 is a privilege, not a right.
River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU
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enoshima-television:
lexatu:
enoshima-television:
congratulations you don’t have the desire to have sex
do you want a fucking award
i think they’d prefer a not-fucking award
so help me god
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
casteilnovak:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
Well, he was raised to be a SHEPHERD after all
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Angsty sarcastic Teenager with a blog: Dear My... →
changing-normality:
A lot of you who follow me are extremely awesome and also like a lot of the same shows as me, and because of this, I’d like to recommend one to you. There is this great show called Warehouse 13 which I’m crazy about. It’s also apparently on the brink of cancellation. Let me give you a few…
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
cas-get-into-my-ass:
blowmeharry:
shellfish-machines:
i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want
sanity
people are so demanding
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curseboxes:
she wants the d(ecent representation of queer characters within mainstream media without their plot being reduced to said sexuality)
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let's get a few things straight.
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet."
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention."
lesbian does not mean "masculine."
gay does not mean "feminine."
transgender does not mean "going through a phase."
transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion."
asexual does not mean "prude."
demisexual does not mean "prude."
objectsexual does not mean "mentally ill."
pansexual does not mean "easy."
heterosexual does not mean "normal"
Your does not mean "you are"
beefysquirrelz:
i wanna make out with a cute boy
I need to remember to get a picture at prom similar to the one I have now. New profile pic!
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
